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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

nosdrinker:

"if you had read the book you would…"

why the fuck would I read the fault in our stars

teddythemonster:

cozyqueen:

white girls

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

ridge:

bruh

ridge:

bruh

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

onlylolgifs:

dog’s first time at the carwash

nazihotdog:

if you don’t snapchat me you’re really missing out